Now that everyone's properly in the holiday mood, it's time to get completely smashed and try to recite some classic Christmas stories. 

Oh wait, nevermind, Jeremy Konner just did that for you. Jeremy and Derek Waters got Allan McLeod to drink half a bottle of whiskey and then try — I mean, really really somehow try — to tell Twas the Night Before Christmas for their amazing Drunk History series on Funny or Die. 

As Allan drunkenly mumbles through some intoxicated version of the poem, the experience wouldn't be complete unless some awesome people like Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes were there to help visualise the whole thing. And hey, there they are.

So have yourselves a merry merry Christmas indeed, Internet. And remember, if you're ever in doubt this holiday season, have a bottle of whiskey and settle your brains for a long winter's nap? Whatever that means.

Just watch the thing. It's the funniest thing you'll see this Christmas. I promise.